cute cat right?no, everyone be on guard around tom's cat yoshimi. she is vicious. she will hurt you. she will hurt your children if you have any.
she holds no regard for peoples feelings either physical or emotional. she sits like a little pudgeball looking all cute and will talk to you and want you to play with her.
then you do, and she unleashes hell on you like the spartans did in that 300 movie.
the picture above shows her reaching out being cute as can be. today was alot like this with me and yoshimi hanging out on the couch with patrick waiting for practice to begin until yoshimi's unquenchable bloodlust kicked in and she tore my lip wide open spilling blood all over toms carpet. as i ran to the bathroom to repair my damaged visage i looked in the reflection of the bathroom mirror and through the arterial spurts i saw the little devil rolling in my blood screaming that she wants all her kitten hair to be soaked in the blood of those she vanquished.
Oh HAI!!! can i has ur BLOOOOOODZZZZ?
Clover is going down.
ReplyDeleteTry Oxy-Clean on the carpet. BTW it can obliterate the evidence at a crime scene. What did you DO to that cat?
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